but why ya mad tho?

hurryupmerlin:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

#hurryupmerlin #because reasons

There have been posts I knew are for me, even before reaching the tags.

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fishingboatproceeds:

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

fishingboatproceeds:

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

best-of-funny:

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

X

(Source: engineerings)

 And all around them slavers ran and sobbed and begged and died, and the dusty air was filled with spears and fire.

(via nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)